Comfort and Sincerity

No way can I give you both. Unless you can learn to appreciate the eccentricity of my methods. I don't mean to sound as a cunt, but there's no other way I can put it.
Comfort: a state of physical ease and freedom from pain or constraint
Yeah, I can offer that, for a while. Without any pay back, anyway. Yeah, nothing in life is free, neither is comfort. So what is it you want? A pat on the back whenever you do something mediocre? Or a high five whenever it's even better? Or somewhere to vent all your problems out and expect me to agree with every word and conform to your hatred towards anyone else*? *Being someone I have no affiliation with whatsoever. Or say I even do (which makes it worse). Why should I hate them on your account? But that's just one strand of comfort that I accidentally digressed on. Alright, say your venting is done. Do you want some advice? Or will it just be wasted words on your stubborn self? I'm not claiming to be any better in this, but then again, I restrain myself from even GOING to others for advice. Enough about me. So yeah, in a nutshell, I'm not going to bullshit to you and say whatever it is you want to hear.

"My boyfriend dumped me.
"He's not worth it."
I guess I could start off like that, since that's, apparently, the best way to make some people happy. But then I'll explain more thoroughly as to either
1. Why he's not worth it.
2. Why the situation isn't worth it.
3. Or why it was your fault to even begin with.

To avoid being hurt by whatever my "advice" or method of "comfort" is, ask yourself: What is more helpful? I guess we can heal the CURRENT emotions on the surface, sweep it under a rug and just deny they even existed. Yeah, I can get you some ice cream, but what will that do in the long-run? The residue from the problem will still fluster you later on, when the same emotions pop up in a different situation. (Same shit, different toilet). Or, how about I criticize your motives and the "problem's" motives a bit in hopes that you fix it. And, instead of you looking at it as criticism, you look at it as help, disregarding my cruel tone or diction. Easier said than done, yeah, but at least it's a step. No intention in sounding cynical, but or critical, just truthful, on this topic, and any other topic that I may confront you with. Let's take into mind, that you isn't any single person, but any group of people, or a single person. So yeah, keep your head up.