Plastic.

Sorry, this isn't a blog about recycling, but on the bright side, I'm back to blogging again (just cause I actually have time today.)
Anyways, this is about all you "real" people in the world. Now if this was a speech, you'd hear the sarcasm in my tone when I said real. What does real even mean? Dictionary.com says "
–adjective
1. true; not merely ostensible, nominal, or apparent: the real reason for an act.
2. existing or occurring as fact; actual rather than imaginary, ideal, or fictitious: a story taken from real life.
3. being an actual thing; having objective existence; not imaginary: The events you will see in the film are real and not just made up.
4. being actually such; not merely so-called: a real victory.
5. genuine; not counterfeit, artificial, or imitation; authentic: a real antique; a real diamond; real silk.
6. unfeigned or sincere: real sympathy; a real friend.
7. Informal. absolute; complete; utter: She's a real brain.
8. Philosophy.
a. existent or pertaining to the existent as opposed to the nonexistent.
b. actual as opposed to possible or potential.
c. independent of experience as opposed to phenomenal or apparent."

All of those are synonymous to real.. Now, to the point.
I hate when people aren't anything even similar to real. Now of course, everyone hates fake people. But what's worse than that? People that claim they're good people and they claim they hate people that are two-faced, fake, liars, cheaters, abusers, such and such. Yahnoe what's really funny? Guess who the people are that claim all these misleading things? The plastics themselves :]! There's always that one person in a group that starts the biggest drama, talks the nastiest shit, and gives people the most fucked up glares. Yeah, you know you know someone like that, or maybe it's just that image you see in the mirror everyday? I don't like talking shit, honestly. I try to abstain from it as much as possible, sometimes succeeding, and sometimes failing. I may make a comment about someone that walks by or such, but I don't consider that talking shit cause I just made an opinionated comment about someone I don't know. Talking shit is when you tell someone else something someone ELSE told you, and hoped you'd keep it in confidence cause it's something that they don't want to be spread around. That's really confusing, lemme show it this way:

B: Hey man, lemme tell you something real quick
A: forsure, whatsup?
B: Remember that chick I was with at the party?
A:Yeah...
B: I got...Gonorrhea
A: No way! That's fucked!
B: I know... don't tell anyone though alright?
A: You can count on me
B: Thanks man, see yah

A couple hours later...or in some cases, minutes

A:DUDE!
C:what? what? what?
A:fucking....uhm...
C: what!
A: yahnoe B?!
C:yeah...
A:He got some STD, I forgot what it's called
C: no way! Let's go tell everyone we know
A: onwards!

Yeah, maybe a bit over-exaggerated, but nevertheless, true. Believe it or not, even the closest of friends do this. And yahnoe how you can tell people are talking some kinda shit? Look at the talkers face, they'd always have a nasty/mugging kind of look, mugging something of their imagination no one else is able to see. If not this, their eyes tend to be looking not as much to the person they're talking to, but rather to the sides, checking the area for eavesdroppers. It's so funny how obvious some people make it!
Just don't even do it in the first place cause the only reason you KNOW the information is cause one of your friends thought they could trust you with it. Kids, if you know someone that talks a lot of shit, and they tell all this shit talking to YOU! then just drop them, cause it's only a matter of time (or already done) before they talk shit about you too. I mean honestly, if they talked about some other close friend of theirs, what's stopping them from talking about you? Faith? Loyalty? Friendship? Yeah, that doesn't apply to some people, they'll just do whatever they need to cause as much drama and angst as possible.
It's not something they even TRY to do anymore, it's just natural and out of instinct. They want all the attention, usually, whether good or bad. It's not all these small things that bug me, go talk shit, for all I care. It's just the fact that many of these people actually say that they hate fake people/ shit talkers, when they're all one and the same. Point? Don't be a hypocrite please. But you MAY keep your head up and live your life lacking stress. :]