Femme Fatal

Sorry this blog is so long, just read a couple parts and you'll understand it. <3

Well I guess it's about time I wrote a blog about my favorite people in the world: Females.
Since the beginning of time, as most of you know, females have been the "inferior" gender, why? because dumbass guys thought that's the way it works. They thought that females are just slaves to their every need, well no, that's not it. Women are far more than that. Far more than men. Where men have fell, women charged on. They are obviously a lot more responsible and wise. They're feelings are more sensitive but their help is angelic. You can depend on them more than you can on someone with a penis, trust me.
"But dude, you're a guy, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Nah, wtfuck is wrong with YOU? Everyone should realize the real backbone of this society, and I'm sure everyone already does, but they're too ignorant to acknowledge it.

Anyway, that's not what this blog is supposed to be about, someone requested me to write a blog about advice on dealing with girls? Well I am of course no expert because girls vary from girl to girl (sorry that was repetition). I think the main thing to consider about talking to a girl is being yourself (cliche'd, but true.) A NORMAL girl loves it when guys are themselves. When they act like themselves around them, the girl knows that the guy can be honest around her. They don't care if you're a jock or a rockstar or if you wear the most expensive shiet. They just want your honesty and maybe sometimes comfort. But don't let this lead you to thinking that all girls are dependent, cause they're far from that. Most girls won't even give a shit if you leave their lives because its probably your loss. But while in their lives, talk to them as you would to anyone else, just not as open cause it might offend them. Mix your interests cause there is definitely at least ONE thing that's common between the two of you. Girls pretend like they're looking for the perfect guy their whole lives, but they know that's not true, so you may just be the guy. If she talks to you about another guy in her life, don't immediately diss him because of your own dumbass jealousy, support her to talk to him and everything. Make her know that you aren't just talking to her for sexual reasons but you actually care for her. Some girls like guys with a dirty side but make sure you get to know them before you start talking to her like that. That leads me to the main thing, make sure you respect her! Some girls are little skanky bitches that don't know any better than to be the guy's plaything and nothing more, but the real self respecting girls also expect YOU to respect them. Don't talk to them like they're nothing in your life because once they're gone, you'll wish you weren't such an asshole.
Honestly, this is the cliche'd things that every normal guy would tell you. Be yourself and respect her, letting her know how much she really means to you. Girls love being loved and love compliments as well, so compliment her like it's your job, but don't let it get to the point where she KNOWS/THINKS you're lying about it. Don't say her shirts nice when it's obvious it's the ugliest thing in the world, if you know her well enough, tease her over it, I guarantee you, she'll be laughing with you. If you're even closer, before sleeping, tell her to have a good night and sweet dreams and even add in the little less than 3 thing (or the thing I did was I just said I love you cause on my new phone it was really hard to put <3, so that was my excuse and then it got them to say it back too haha).
I honestly don't know what else to say, when I'm talking to a girl I just let them take control and I lead the way. Do the same. Let her start it and just flow into the conversation. Don't be so pussywhipped but never be SO HARSH either. Don't act as if just cause you're the guy, it means you're the boss of the relationship, no it's actually the other way around, as the title of this blog suggests Femme Fatal: is an alluring and seductive woman whose charms ensnare her lovers in bonds of irresistible desire, often leading them into compromising, dangerous, and deadly situations. That's usually the case with most females, so don't mess with them please. So there you go, the best ways (in my opinion) to talk to a girl, but remember, it always depends on WHO the girl is, just like snowflakes, no girl is like the other. If you feel them drifting away (depending on how close the relationship) try your best to keep them close to your heart, because losing them will be bad for you (and maybe even her), but if you REALLY feel like it's time to let go, you should do so cause no girl likes clingy guys. Remember to keep your head up, mainly for eye contact so she knows you're not just staring at her wonderful body, and don't stress cause if you start sweating while talking to them...well I'll just leave that for you to find out. =]