Don't Mom Me

You know what I hate? Well a lot of things actually, but there's one thing that REALLY pisses me off. Actually let's say two, cept theyre both TOTALLY contradictory of each other.

1. You know in a group of friends, there's always this one little MOM. What's a Mom? It's the party pooper, the loser, the nuisance, alla those. They just stand in the back and yell. Or even worse, they call the others obnoxious, when he/she acts the same way at other times. I may be considered one of these, but I only do it for serious matters (drugs, cigarettes, drinking, etc). There are far worse MOMS than me. The ones that won't even let you jay-walk, for instance. I hate those! "Wait for the late dude!" Yahnoe what? FUCK YOU! I'ma cross!

2. The second one is those groups of people that are just fucking annoying. Yahnoe the "boppers?" They gather around a single public spot and start doing the DUMEBST SHIT! They may be doing this ugly ass dance thing called Turfing or just shouting while playing the summer's number one obnoxious hip-hop hit. It's fo fucking annoying! Can't you people just use headphones and listen to your gay shit so the other people don't haveta hear it? Or when they drive by with their windows rolled down and their Earthquake sub-woofers blowing up the trunk of the car? It's so obnoxious, I swear, it's not even NEEDED! it doesn't make you look cool or smart or better than anyone else, so choke on my dick please.

For the first one, the MOM thing. I basically just explained it up there, a party pooper. I understand that they're just trying to be careful and help us out, and I don't mind it if they do that. What I do mind is a week before, that stupid asshole was doing the exact same things he/she wasn't allowing US to do today. (This is all hypothetical by the way, nothing like this happened today or anything hahah). Some of these people, like me being one of em, mean well. When they see their friend smoking or something, they try to stop them and tell them not to and stuff, and they mean it when saying it cause they themselves DON'T smoke. Then there's the ones that just ruin everything! "Stop jumping off of stuff." "Don't litter" "Tip the guy." "Finish your food if you bought it." That's alright every now and then, but constantly? I don't think so. Plain and easy, just stop doing it. Your friends may be dumb but don't try to act like you're any more superior than any of them, it'll just piss them off.

Secondly, you obnoxious little assholes? Go home! Just stop. It's not even funny or cool or needed or respected. All you little shitheads need to do is choke on a few dicks. It's always the same people do, a bunch of guys dressed nicely in Nikes (or ugly ass Jordans) with Stussy shirts, some kinda hat, or faggots that go the extra mile, gloves and a backpack or scarf or some other gay accessory. Then they all meet up in one spot, there's like TONS of them. The girls dress the same way cept like little skanks, screaming like little bitches while running up to each other. Yahnoe, they're not even happy to see each other cause she was saying shit about her the day before. Why do they do it then? Cause they want attention. That whole little loud group, just wants attention. So they start yelling and cussing really loud and sucking each other's dicks and "dancing" while people walk by so people would notice their little pathetic selves. Hey kids, suck my dick alright? In fact, suck my Fillipino friends dick too and my Korean friends dick and this hot bitches left titty too, till she slaps you senseless. I don't care if you're just "having fun" cause I know you're not cause all of you will be complaining about being bored soon anyways. So instead of leaving your house to annoy tons of people that have better things to do, stay at home and give your dad a blowjob cause his wife is too busy doing better things than pleasuring her worthless husband. =]