My Wednesday Story.

so today was a pretty interesting day. i woke up and ate some waffles forsheezy. i loved them with some chocolate sauce, aint thar right delilah.

anyways after that my niggnigg babysit kid came over and i watched him and his bro for a bit. kicked their ass at Brawl then went upstairs and wrote a new song, appropriately called The Last Instinct.

after that i went downstairs and danced around the house a bit yahnoe, just to get my jiggles out.

The kids laughed at me, i was sad. so i ran upstairs and arkbark IMed me and said HEY WANNA HANG OUT IM BLASTING SOME GHETTO SHIT OR SOMETHING! and i was like okay cuz his dad wasnt home. I refused first but he let me know hes not gonna rape me.

so i went to a busstop and this gangster talked to me "hey did the bus come yet?" i said no in a polite fashion "NO NIGGA!" and he was like "fosho dawg" he sat next to me, i hid my fone haha.

many buses passed and i didnt get on, WHY?! cuz fcukign arkbark said his dad was home and he cant leave! "but maybe my dad'll go back to work later" so i believed his dumbass and sat the busstop for half an hour. A lot of varieties of people sat there and got picked up or left. I stayed there, pretending to wait for the next bus. Then i got a full throttle and went back to the busstop. Sarah said she can hang out and i assumed she meant now so i took the bus towards her house only to find out she meant in a couple hours (when Joel had said the same thing so i was like wtfucks the point) so i went around UL to the busstop and saw Julius.

i was like HEY man where are you going? and he said to borders, whats it matter to you? (what a nice way to say it) and i just said okay man, have fun. and i went to the busstop.

MAIN PART!
there at the busstop, after sitting a few minutes a legless hobo came up to me, he was gangsta. he was like "homez, i aint gonna lie to you. so can i ask you a question?" he asked me this after a couple minutes of small talk. at first i thought he wantedta steal my fone by saying "can i use your fone" but then i realized he only had one leg so he couldnt run. then he said "man, me and my wife and daughter just came to the bay. we dont know no one just ask anyone *hey boy do you know me?!* * no sir i dont!* see? i aint lying" he told me about his life story and all that shit and i was just thinking DUDE get to the fucking point! then he finally said it "i'm homeless here, with my family and itd be great if you can give me some money. you gimme 20 right now and i'll be ableta go to food max and buy my whole family something to eat tonight". i was like dude i aint got no 20 (well i didnt say it aloud but yeah) so i gave him a dollar , and he told me someshit about how karmas gonna help me out in the future. so i smiled and gave him another 50 cents and he said god bless you and left (cuz the 97 came) i said good luck and resumed my waiting.

the rest is just me hanging with random people (dasha wendy and guada) then going to Joels house and trying out his sexy ass double bass pedals.

good day to all you bitches and hoes. =]